Yesterday Breitbart (read here) reported that a Russian bombsquad was called in because there was a "ticking" coming from a package. Turns out it was...not a bomb. It's definitely understandable that the Ruskis are on edge considering they have had to deal with terrorism of late.
It just seems like Russia can never do anything right. It was once said by PJ O'Rourke that "Commies love concrete but they don't know how to build it." Their infrastructure is falling apart. Their struggle to become relevant has always been hindered by their total ineptitude. Their revolution was a colossal bloodbath which put in a worse regime than was in before. They can't win wars. They can't shake the KGB. Russia is that big looking guy at the gym who, when you finally work out with him one day, turns out to not be very strong. Luckily for him there are enough nerds in the gym that have fallen for his act.
The Russians can't even remember to take the batteries out of a vibrator before putting it in a package.
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