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Friday, March 11, 2011

Liberal Fairy Tales!

From Rightwingnews.com:

Are you sick and tired of those "conservative" fairy tales? Are you an American liberal or someone from Europe who thinks those fairy tales teach values that no longer need to be promoted in today's world? Well, RWN is coming to your rescue with our "Politically Correct Fairy Tales!"

The Three Little Pigs

There were once three little pigs. The first little pig built his house out of straw. But the big bad wolf easily knocked it down. Then he ran to the 2nd pig's house which was made out of sticks. But the wolf came there and knocked it down too. Then both pigs ran to the American pig's house which was made out brick. When the wolf came there, the American pig pulled out a gun and blew his stinking head off. Afterwards, both little pigs who lost their houses started building their houses out of straw again. When the American pig asked them why, they accused the American of being an "arrogant jerk" and of "acting unilaterally". But they secretly knew the American would always save them, just like he did in WW1 and WW2 so they could afford not to be prepared.

The Moral of the Story: Even though Americans are helpful, they're real creeps!
Posted by Chris B at 7:58 AM
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I am a US History teacher, graduate of the University of North Carolina Wilmington and am a Veteran of the USMC. While in the Marines I was an 0311, (a rifleman.) I believe in limited government, personal freedom, a strong military, American exceptionalism, and individualism. I believe that the United States is heading down a path of destruction. I am a Chicago Cubs, Bears and Bulls fan. I enjoy good books, good movies, and good beer.
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